Variation on a meme

[sylvar]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised...

Comments

[ex-aj492.livejournal.com]

Remember that one time we were trying to find the holy grail, and the knight said "choose wisely", and you totally didn't, and got all old and stuff? That was awesome.

[jitterbug5bi5.livejournal.com]

Hey, remember the time we actually got to finish watching Firefly and B5? lol ;)

[meandering.livejournal.com]

I have fond memories of the time we broke into the Microkelvin Lab and actually reached absolute zero. Too bad we lost the proof...

[furious-mold.livejournal.com]

I don't understand why you didn't take the statue. I disabled the alarms. I drugged the old security guard. I even made you a nifty utility belt the night before, using my great-grandmother's sewing machine. (Can we say "labor intensive"?) I did all of that, and you bailed on me. All you had to do was run in and take it.

When you didn't come to the van after I waited 15 minutes, I knew you were already in Mexico with the rest of the money.

You always said you were my partner in crime. Now I know it was just pillow talk. Just pillow talk.

[tally-cat.livejournal.com]

Man, those were good times...I mean, who'd have seen it? The two of us, slowly but surely taking control of the world. Sure, we started small with libraries in Florida; but, it wasn't long before other things started to fall into place.

Oh! Remember that time in Germany? When those clowns wouldn't bow to their supreme rulers (read: us)? Ha, we showed them. Nothing says, "Obey me," like a couple of dead bodies on stakes on the front lawn...

Those were the days, ol' friend. I guess now will just have to live with the satisfaction of a job well done and continue out our lives happily with our exorbitant sums of money, large homes and lofty positions within society. Oh, and you with all your vegetarian food.

[poppinjaye.livejournal.com]

Remember the time you and I went to get our licenses renewed, and the lady at the counter was insisting you weighed more than you put in the little weight box? There must have been 20 people lined up behind us, and she wouldn't budge until you admitted that you were over 150. Bitch. Then we followed her out to her car when her shift was over and force-fed her Krispy Kreme donuts. Man, I was so horny after that.

[bimble.livejournal.com]

I find myself reminiscing about the afternoon we spent in that theme park that one time. Remember how happy we were? The costumed mascots shared our glee and joined in our merriment. I don't know why there was a maypole in a park themed around the Falklands War, but I'm ever so glad there was. Man-sized penguins and seals frolicked in a circle with British and Argentine soldiers alike, and it seemed like the fun would never end. Unfortunately it did when the mascots in heavier costumes keeled over from heatstroke. But the rest of us, oh, the fun we had eclipsed the sun that beat down from above on that sweltering summer day!

[magnoliafly.livejournal.com]

That time when you finally got your anonymous library card system off the ground in Japan... I hope the guy shining your gold statute every day gets paid well :D

[tregoweth.livejournal.com]

That time we went to the circus, and the human cannonball was sick, and you volunteered to go in his place? That was amazing.

[segnbora.livejournal.com]

Remember that time we were all waiting out the hurricane in Jon's bedroom closet? No air-conditioning or anything, but at least we had candlelight and magazines to read.

[(Anonymous)]

Remember when we went to Machu Picchu, and you discovered a hidden stash of Inca gold when you accidently broke one of the walls down in a fit of jealousy (you just couldn't accept that their building techniques were better than yours)? It was all looking really good for us until someone pointed out that it was actually chocolate in gold coloured wrappers (but it was still reeeeeaaally old chocolate). Poor DaveyP has never been the same again since then...

Bryony

[sylvar.livejournal.com]

We'll have to see if turtlebat23 is planning to use the house tonight. There's a mood icon I can't use because the freaking icon is a spoiler.