More than one person, actually...

If there is someone on your friends list you would love to have an epic, sweaty, damn near legendary, 12 hour fuckathon with, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Someone bought all the tickets to tonight's 6:30 sneak preview of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban at the AMC West Shore Plaza 14.

One guy -- identity unknown -- bought out the entire show.

And it wasn't me.