A Day in the Life of a Meme Whore

a - accent: chameleon-like in English, Cuban in Spanish
b - breast size: womanly (good thing I traded in my long hair for a beard)
c - chore you hate: catboxes
d - dad's name: Peter
f - favorite perfume: people should smell like themselves, not ylang-ylang
g - gold or silver: silver
h - hometown: Miami Springs, Florida
i - insomnia?: no, just an insane schedule
j - job title: Automation Services Technologist
k - kids: vasectomized
l - living arrangements: apartment shared with wife and human pet (and six non-human pets)
m - mother's birthplace: New Jersey
n - number of people you've fallen in love with: depends on where you draw the line
o - overnight hospital stays: none
p - phobia: flying, stinging insects
q - quote you like: "Many SF writers have eloquently indicted mankind. I intend to spend my life presenting the case for the defense. I believe that shared pain is lessened, shared joy increased; I further maintain that to be a specific formula for saving the world. I find doom-crying (like all forms of despair) to be a cop-out, a personal irresponsibility the world can no longer afford." -- Spider Robinson
r - religious affiliation: Christian (Protestant (Presbyterian (PCUSA))), modulo the heresy of universal salvation (in which I believe)
t - time you wake up: usually 7am
u - unnatural hair colours you've worn? none
v - vegetable you refuse to eat: corn, but only because I can't eat it
w - worst habit: pedantry
x - x-rays you've had: dental, a few injury-related shots
y - yummy foods you make: pretty much anything, once I know what I'm doing
z - zodiac: Virgo