I've got a song in my head.

Unfortunately it doesn't exist yet. I imagine it as being a TMBG song about love with all the modern devices involved. I know the title, and recurring phrase, is Less than three.

Now I just have to write it.

Ode to a Haggis of Coffee

A kilo of coffee as big as my head!
I was thinking of Joffrey's but Jodi likes Starbucks,
and I like to save bucks, so I went to Costco
and bought us two pounds and a half of Arabica
Starbucks French Roast, which should last us until
the shoures Aprill brings have dried up or blown away,
by which time they will likely be joined by our brains as they twitch uncontrollably.