Does anyone sell alphabet pasta in individual letters? (Let's say I wanted to buy a pound of Q, or a few ounces each of B, J, and S.)
Is alphabet soup available in different alphabets? Could I buy a pound of
Greek or
Russian or
Cherokee letters? (I'm pretty sure
Braille wouldn't work. Sorry,
tregoweth, you needn't suggest that.)
Do different brands of alphabet pasta have different frequency distributions? Do some have a Scrabble-like distribution that's useful for spelling out words, while others have about as many Es as Qs?
And yes, I'm totally serious.