The Daily Twit

• 11:18 #johnmccainknows what I'd do without you. #
• 11:28 #johnmccainknows why birds suddenly appear every time Sarah Palin is near. #
• 11:31 #johnmccainknows how to send Morse code at 80WPM using only his eyelids. #
• 11:32 #johnmccainknows how to win the war on fair use. #
• 15:35 #johnmccainknows what you did last summer. #
• 15:39 #johnmccainknows what evil lurks in the hearts of men. #
• 15:40 In all seriousness, #johnmccainknows why the caged bird sings. #