The Daily Twit

• 18:54 After I showed the barista the word 'laryngitis' in my notebook, he stopped talking and started gesturing. WTF? #
• 19:25 the taco bell across the road from a high school apparently charges $1.29 for a cup of water ... But only during the school's lunch peri ... #

And I'll bet it sells a lot of copies, too.

This excerpt from All I Want For Christmas Is A Vampire is why I don't read romance novels.

Oh, I'll read yours, Gayle. Yours won't be nearly this bad.

Go ahead and click through to the excerpt and click the page number to see it in context. The following page is more of the same.

And it's not safe for work.