Meme tracking

Every time you ___________, God kills a kitten:

• migrate to Oracle


• don't update your blog for a week


• use mp3 instead of Ogg Vorbis


• use browser-specific code


• shops at Spencer's


• share on a P2P network


• page a sysadmin who's not on call


• use a cliché (appropriately enough, this is the first use in Google's Usenet archive!)

And yes, I'm aware of the original.