The Daily Twit

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• 08:13 @magnoliafly hooray! #
• 08:49 @hmrpotter I swear by Rooster Booster Lite, available at QuikTrip fountains. I prefer Adderall XR/Dexedrine ER when I can get a Rx, but... #
• 09:15 Dear poly.usf.edu/WEIRD/ : (2) omit "Twitter" (3) it's just a phone; "mobile" means "I'm old" (9) why's it (misspelled) in your img? #
• 14:28 dear #atlanta drivers A DEAD LIGHT IS A FOUR WAY STOP kthxdie #
• 18:09 Forced to leave his home before sundown, leaving behind the dough he didn't have time to bake... Yes, God, but aren't You a few days late? #