sylvar: (Default)
2007-06-06 10:53 am
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Six foot, three and a half inches. Now let's stick to the facts.

Your Score: Jimmy Stewart

You scored 4% Tough, 14% Roguish, 71% Friendly, and 14% Charming!

You are the fun and friendly boy next door, the classic nice guy who still manages to get the girl most of the time. You're every nice girl's dreamboat, open and kind, nutty and charming, even a little mischievous at times, but always a real stand up guy. You're dependable and forthright, and women are drawn to your reliability, even as they're dazzled by your sense of adventure and fun. You try to be tough when you need to be, and will gladly stand up for any damsel in distress, but you'd rather catch a girl with a little bit of flair. Your leading ladies include Jean Arthur and Donna Reed, those sweet girl-next-door types.

Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the Classic Dames Test.

Link: The Classic Leading Man Test written by gidgetgoes on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
sylvar: (Me: Ignatius J. Reilly)
2006-11-06 10:32 am
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[livejournal.com profile] argentee told me about this one...

You paid attention during 100% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

Do you deserve your high school diploma?
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sylvar: (Breakfast Club: Brain)
2006-06-15 09:37 am
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I'm not an idiot! Hooray!

I was kind of scared to take a SANS quiz, but I ended up getting better than 80% and a perfect 100% on the TCP/IP and Hex Quizzes respectively. Okay, so I need to learn more about TCP, but that's still pretty good.

And I have the chutzpah to respectfully disagree with one true/false question. Servers DO use ephemeral ports, just not qua servers. How else would they connect to a DNS server to resolve hostnames for logging?

I'm still not sure whether I want to take the Mastering Packet Analysis workshop, but it feels good to know that I'd be able to keep up with it.

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sylvar: (Default)
2006-02-24 08:47 pm

The Heterosexual Questionnaire

To my heterosexual friends: Please overlook the somewhat arch tone of these questions. I would like it very much if you would try to give honest, thoughtful answers to these questions.

Thank you very much!



The Heterosexual Questionnaire
  1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

  2. When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?

  3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

  4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?

  5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?

  6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

  7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

  8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

  9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

  10. A disproportionate number of child molestors are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

  11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?

  12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

  13. Studies show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?

  14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?

  15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?

  16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

  17. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?

  18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he might face?

sylvar: (Hmmm. (Giles))
2005-12-15 11:09 pm
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It will come as no surprise to my good friends that I am disappointed by this score

9/9 Genius
You are 82% knowledgable and 100% intellectual.
Amazing! You have an incredible brain (intellect) and a powerhouse of information (knowledge)! Keep up the impressive work-- we all bow to you.



My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 93% on knowledge
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You scored higher than 99% on intellect
Link: The Knowledge vs. Intellect Test written by rattytintinface on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test