Questionable Buyers

Questionable Buyer #1

Q:

Hello, I would like to know if you sell all seven sticks of ram with buy it now? If so what would be your total price including shipping? Thanks for your time, Steve

A:

That would be unfair to the people who have put in honest bids for the memory. Join them in bidding and if you win all seven sticks, I won't charge you any shipping at all. That offer is open to anyone.

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Questionable Buyer #2

Q:

Hi, I'm based in Italy, please, can you ship via USPS as a gift with $20 of value?
(We're talking about ten 36GB U320 SCSI drives here. Not exactly a $20 gift.)

A:

That would be dishonest and illegal. I am a man of honor, so I cannot help you lie to your country.

Q:

(sent privately)
what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? ... In my country shipping as a gift with $20 value is not illegal.

A:

You're so full of shit, you stink.
(or at least that's what I'd say if I weren't planning to ignore him)

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Note to self: You probably can't request the Fiery Furnaces album "Blueberry Boat" from the library system that's down all day for a systems upgrade, so logging into the ILL system is just silly. Hurrr hurrr.

Note to self #2: Try again tomorrow.

Bwahahaha!

A new webcomic has joined my daily links. Here are a few of my favorites:

( Just a few, I swear... )

Anyway: Questionable Content rocks out.

I'm goin' home now and taking my medication, since I forgot to do that this morning...