sylvar: (Ignatius J. Reilly)

Questionable Buyer #1

Q:
Hello, I would like to know if you sell all seven sticks of ram with buy it now? If so what would be your total price including shipping? Thanks for your time, Steve
A:
That would be unfair to the people who have put in honest bids for the memory. Join them in bidding and if you win all seven sticks, I won't charge you any shipping at all. That offer is open to anyone.

Questionable Buyer #2

Q:
Hi, I'm based in Italy, please, can you ship via USPS as a gift with $20 of value?
(We're talking about ten 36GB U320 SCSI drives here. Not exactly a $20 gift.)
A:
That would be dishonest and illegal. I am a man of honor, so I cannot help you lie to your country.
Q:
(sent privately)
what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? ... In my country shipping as a gift with $20 value is not illegal.
A:
You're so full of shit, you stink.
(or at least that's what I'd say if I weren't planning to ignore him)
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All of my eBay auctions already have some bids on them, which is good news, except for one which was advertised as 1.5GB of Corsair 512MB PC2100 Registered ECC DDR RAM.

I've decided that the problem is that nobody wants to buy 1.5GB specifically, so I've revised the auction. Now it's called 1GB of Corsair 512MB PC2100 Registered ECC DDR RAM "plus an extra 512MB for a total of 1.5 GB!"

Let's see if it gets some bids now...
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I'm selling Seasons 1-5 of The Simpsons and the first book ever written by a computer (The Policeman's Beard Is Half-Constructed, Racter, 1984) on eBay.

Wish me luck and/or put in a bid! (I'm guessing that [livejournal.com profile] papertygre and [livejournal.com profile] bethlynn will want the AI-written book, or know someone who would.)

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