If You Know What I Mean

If You Know What I Mean
Lyrics by Ben Ostrowsky
Music is pretty much "Just To See You Smile" by Tim McGraw
Demo: 2MB mp3

So many people seem frustratingly ethereal
I want a hacker who'll be on my tiger team
I want to analyze some traffic, want to sniff some wireless packets
Want to nmap all your ports if you know what I mean

I want to locate all your saddle points and go off on a tangent
Want to prove a favorite theorem or two
Want to find the area under your curves and add myself as a constant
When I integrate the root of you, d'you?

Though other people failed to grok the grace of Quenya
It was a Sindarin-se my hands and quit the scene
No other moment rocked my socks quite like the blessed moment when ya
Said "Mellon", my friend, and entered, if you know what I mean

Well, let me count up all the reasons that you fill my heart with glee
For zero, hon, you chase away my blues
For one, babe, when you count, you hit a thousand twenty-three
And that's before you start to takin' off your socks and your shoes!

I'll always share the secret codes that let you win another heart
You'll always play for free on my machine
I'll let ya go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start
[guitar plays] ...If you know what I mean

When I talk about the Jossverse vamps and scoobies
Them so-called normal people say that I'm obscene
But you just smile and that's worth more than diamonds or rubies
'Cause when I fly my geeky flag, you know what I mean

You ship Delenn/Ivanova, your bookshelves overflow
Your favorite commanders are Data, Wing and Keen
And though you don't agree with me about Ogg and FLAC and MP3
You shorten disagreements because you know what I mean
I love you 'cause you know what I mean.
I love you 'cause I know what you mean.
I love you 'cause you know what I mean.

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I'm becoming less and less sure that the tune is anything like original. If you recognize it, say so!

Nerd test

Meh. Wasn't fascinating, just feeling like a sheep tonight.