The Daily Twit

• 21:50 @SugarSnit when's your flight? Jodi's is around 9:45am tomorrow... #

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Having gone through Uncle Sam's Security Theater twice this morning, I can tell you it's easier and faster if you show up in a wheelchair.

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When I see a hotel with an outside elevator, I think, "Oh cool, it's a Transformer!" Then I realize that would kill all the guests. But it'd be a COOL death...

From "Dungeons and Dragons Tiny Adventures" (on Facebook)

Sylvar slew the bear. Shortly thereafter, several starving cubs came around the corner crying for their mother. Awkward . . .