Memery is the sincerest form of boredom

[sylvar]

A - Available: If turtlebat23 approves of you. She was there first and she takes pride in being a pretty good judge of character.
A - Age: 32
A - Alcohol: Ethanol, please. 1996 Beringer Private Reserve Chardonnay, if you can find some.

B - Best feature: I sure hope it's not my singing voice.
B - Beer: Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout
B - Birthday: August 25

C - Crush: Jian Ghomeshi
C - Candy: Lindt 85%-cocoa chocolate
D - Day or night: It's 6AM when I'm writing this, you figure it out.
D - Dream Car: Something needing almost no maintenance or gas.
D - Dream Relationship: Relationship, singular? Though I do think dragonbane has a point.

E - Egg nog: Ew.
E - E-mail: One of the first things I do in the morning.

F - Favorite Color(s): Cobalt blue, silver, and shiny black like Guildenstern's fur.
F - Favorite Band: Brown Derbies, if I have to pick just one. I mostly listen to mashups and a cappella.
F - Favorite Food: I'm not sure I have one.

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Doesn't matter to me.
G - Giver or taker: I could go either way.

H - Height: Six three, six four, somewhere in there. Depends on my posture.
H - Happy: Often.
H - Heads: I always thought of it as a mass noun, but either way...

I - Ice Cream: Mint chocolate chip, unless it's green. Stay away from green mint chocolate chip ice cream and green key lime pie and you'll never go too far wrong.
I - Instrument: I know my way around a keyboard, but I think my voice is better than my skills on any external instrument.
I - Idol: My mom. When people ask me what religion she is, I say "saint".

J - Jewelry: None. We spent hundreds on a wedding ring to replace one my dad lost, and then I managed to lose it. I might find it when we're moving, but if not, I'm thinking it just wants to stay lost.
J - Job: Technologist (systems librarian)
J - Jail: Went there on a field trip. No, really.

K - Kids: Never, and I've got the tiny scar to prove it.
K - Kickboxing or karate: Walking away. If necessary, running away.
K - Kindergarten: Combined with first grade. When I got bored with kindergarten stuff, I did the first-grade work too. Went from K to 2.

L - Longest Car Ride: Two weeks of driving punctuated by occasional walks around campus.
L - Lust: Constantly.
L - Love of your life: My heart is a timeshare with no occupancy limit. (And it's also a four-chambered blood pump. Metaphor has its limits.)

M - Meat: No thanks. I'm not militant, though, and have cooked a reportedly very tasty turkey for Thanksgiving.
M - Most missed person: Who could pick?
M - Movie Last Watched: I don't know. It's been a while.

N - Number of Siblings: One (mattyo3000).
N - Number of Tattoos: None.

O - One wish: Effortless learning.
O - One regret: That a certain someone is so strictly monogamous, and yet loves me so much, that she'd never actually get involved with me.

P - Part of your appearance you like best: A wryly arched eyebrow.
P - Perfectionist: Pshaw.

Q - Quick or Slow: Quick, I guess.
Q - Quick..something random: LET X = RAND(0)

R - Reason to smile: Coffee.
R - Reality TV Shows: Aptly misnamed.
R - Random...What do you think of when you think about sex? Women, mostly.

S - Song Last Heard: Some sort of Harry Potter filk, no doubt.
S - Season: to taste.
S - Shoes: Skechers

T - Time you woke up: 5:40am
T - Time you went to bed: 11pm
T - Time Now: 6:26am
T - Time for bed: Probably.

U - Unpredictable: a rather important quality of a one-time pad.
U - Underwear currently: none.

V - Vegetable you love: Fresh spinach with shredded carrots, julienned jicama, and some soft crumbly cheese.
V - Vacation: Great, now I've got that song stuck in my head.
V - Virgin: The other white meat.

W - Worst habit: Forgetting what not to say or do.
W - Where are you gonna travel next? Oldsmar, in about half an hour.
W - Weather: Ideally, high 60s, low 70s, and sunny, with rain at night to keep it all green.

X - X-tra special someone: Everyone who voted.
X - X-rays: 1 nanometer, give or take an order of magnitude

Y - Year it is now: Worst. Survey. Question. Ever.
Y - Yellow: The color key lime pie SHOULD be.

Z - Zodiac: Full of hot air, especially in summer. But they'll keep you afloat, which is more than a horoscope will.
Z - Zany: Sometimes, yes.

Comments

[fisme-nasu.livejournal.com]

I am a swankivy friend. :) Jian Ghomeshi? Really? Another Moxy Fruvous fan? Wow. :)

Früvous fürever!

[sylvar.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. I sang most of Gulf War Song at a family gathering last month, unaccompanied, and it was that sort of group that nobody thought it was particularly unusual for someone to be singing a tune for several minutes. (An Irish family with lots of people who are into folk and traditional music.)

[dragonbane.livejournal.com]

A wryly arched eyebrow
Oh, I love it!

...you know, it occurs to me that I said I wasn't a perfectionist, but I *did* feel compelled to add the Z questions, and fix the line breaks before posting.. Hmmmm. :)

[kittykatkatja.livejournal.com]

OCD is different than perfectionism. :-P

[dragonbane.livejournal.com]

That's CDO, damnit!


:)

[watamelonmonkey.livejournal.com]

Oldsmar huh? Try not to have too much fun there. :)

And what is wrong with green mint chocolate chip ice cream? Baskin Robbins has green mint chocolate chip ice cream and it is lovely.

[sylvar.livejournal.com]

Green mint chocolate chip ice cream is A Symbol Of What's Wrong With America. If there's enough mint in the ice cream, you don't need to use food coloring to fool the consumer into thinking it's mintier than it is.

[watamelonmonkey.livejournal.com]

Maybe the green isn't meant to fool the consumer into thinking the ice cream is mintier than it really is; maybe the green is to add some color in an otherwise boring, white, sterile container. The world would be boring with no aritificial food coloring or clothing dye.

Either way, I love the color green and it juxtaposed with the black chips is freaking gorgeous. ;)

[momster1.livejournal.com]

Your idol? Ah, shucks...I didn't know you felt that way about me. You're kinda cool yourself, you know. "The apple, etc."