Meme tracking
Every time you ___________, God kills a kitten:
And yes, I'm aware of the original.
- migrate to Oracle
- don't update your blog for a week
- use mp3 instead of Ogg Vorbis
- use browser-specific code
- shops at Spencer's
- share on a P2P network
- page a sysadmin who's not on call
- use a cliché (appropriately enough, this is the first use in Google's Usenet archive!)
And yes, I'm aware of the original.
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