Today's fortune cookie...

[sylvar]

:) God has given you one face,and
 you make yourselves another. :)

What the hell's that supposed to mean?

Comments

[segnbora.livejournal.com]

Well, in Hamlet, he was ranting to Ophelia about women wearing makeup (as a part of the whole "they can't be trusted" thing where he's venting his anger at his mother to his poor ex-girlfriend). I don't quite see how that applies to you, unless the fortune cookie gods didn't like your Halloween costume.

[tregoweth.livejournal.com]

What the hell's that supposed to mean?

Obviously, your cheek and collagen implants have angered the Almighty.

[fizzgig-bites.livejournal.com]

God hates you because you are half Jewish...