And I'll bet it sells a lot of copies, too.

[sylvar]

This excerpt from All I Want For Christmas Is A Vampire is why I don't read romance novels.

Oh, I'll read yours, Gayle. Yours won't be nearly this bad.

Go ahead and click through to the excerpt and click the page number to see it in context. The following page is more of the same.

And it's not safe for work.

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[ratcliffe1963.livejournal.com]

i don't know what is funnier, the excerpt, the whole page, the title of the book, the front cover, or that she is a "new york times bestselling author" :-P

Why don't people just go to literotica.com ...