Interview with the Spampire

[sylvar]

hastizie11: hi.... anyone there?
Sylvar: yes, who are you?
hastizie11: all my personal innfo is on my web page, the link is in my profile.
Sylvar: what?
hastizie11: oh your there :) hi..
Sylvar: have we met?
hastizie11: a/s/l (age sex loocation)?
Sylvar: have we met?
hastizie11: im 27/f/USA. was lookn at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
hastizie11: so what have you beenup to sylvar?
Sylvar: Oh, tracking down spammers and scammers, that sort of thing. Too busy to chat with strangers, though.
hastizie11: yeah I have one hooked up on my homepage, cyberfungirls dot com
Sylvar: one what?
hastizie11: cool. i eas just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny :) (*blushes)
Sylvar: Ah, you're a robot.
hastizie11: feel like a littl cyber fun with me ? please please...
Sylvar: With a robot?
hastizie11: bot? whatts that? some kinda insult or something?
Sylvar: I said robot.
hastizie11: oh you mean one of those auto talk things or something right.. lol. well if you were in my apartment right now id lift up my skirt for you and i think youd be convinced real quick
Sylvar: Name the president.
hastizie11: oh well your loss. why dont you open up my profile and see what you missed out on. theres a link there to my homeepage where i have some real nice pics to leave with.
Sylvar: If you mixed red paint and blue, what color would it be?
*** hastizie11 has been ignored.

Comments

[ratcliffe1963.livejournal.com]

giggle. I've never had one of those talk to me ...

[ximinez]

This is why I always set my IM client to ignore people not already on my contact list. I figure it's worth the risk.