Ew.

[sylvar]

It sounds like the plot of a made-for-TV movie: a chick who's camping with her husband and infant son suddenly gets the notion that God is going to kill someone if she doesn't hack off her son's foreskin with a homemade stone knife. So she has a little backwoods bris and then rubs her husband's weiner with the foreskin.

Well, actually that's exactly what this Bible passage says.

My question, and I mean it with all due respect: what the fuck?!