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Christmas Is Only Good If You Are A Girl (Boy)
by My First Keyboard
(lyrics courtesy of this page, but I've made 'corrections' that may or may not be correct)

She:
I got dolls with silken sashes
Then I tore out their eyelashes
Mom would wonder if I was evil
When I'd covet my brother's Knievel

Christmas time is filled with joy
But only if you're a little boy...

He:
I got a rocket and a fire truck
How I always cursed my luck
I never wanted trains or trolleys
All I wanted Were paper dollies

Christmas time around the world
Is only good if you're a little girl...

Both:
We never get what we wanted cause what
We really want is each others presents
This may seem bad or just plain silly
But we could change the tags from Sally to Billy (Billy to Sally)

He:
I think we know now how we can be happy
We found a way to fool Mommy and Daddy
She:
In a few years we many run into messes
When you start wanting to wear my dresses

Comments

[fizzgig-bites.livejournal.com]

That's amusing. Does feeding your Barbie to the roaches count? They loved her toes and fingers. Roaches will eat anything.

P.S. Mom kept a too clean house. The Barbies were sacrificed out in the animal barns.