sylvar: (HIMYM: Barney/Ted Love)
[livejournal.com profile] cardinalximinez jumped off a cliff, so I will too...

There's at least one person on your LJ friends list that wants to date you or sleep with you. So let's play...FRIENDS w/BENEFITS.

The rules are simple...If you want to date the person who posts this, leave them a message saying "I'm yours."

If you just want to sleep with the person and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it."

SCARED? You ONLY live ONCE!

*All responses will be screened.*

Post this in your own journal if it tickles your fancy.
sylvar: (PUTV: Dirty thought in a nice clean mind)
While watching an episode of Penn & Teller's Bullshit! on abstinence-based sex education, I thought of a fantastic idea.

Let's try abstinence-based driver's education. Students will abstain from driving until the blessed day when they take their license exam, and it will be holy and special because it will be the very first time they've ever touched a steering wheel.

What do you think, sirs?
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To spice things up a bit, the Florida Department of Children and Families has gone from losing more than 500 children to forcing children to give birth.

You heard right. She's 13 years old, pregnant, and doesn't want to be a mother. The State of Florida claims she's too young to decide not to be a mother. And since she's a ward of the state, DCF wants to decide for her that it would be an awfully good idea if this 13-year-old girl becomes a mother.

I'm tempted to ask "Why are 13-year-olds in state custody are getting pregnant?", but frankly I don't want kids to be in the sort of custody that would make it impossible. That would have to be really draconian, and I don't think anything short of chaining kids to the wall would actually prevent them from finding a way to get laid. Ever seen a tomcat tear through a window screen to get to a cat in heat? Ever seen Romeo and Juliet? The question isn't whether you can get in the way of horny teenagers determined to swive each other silly, or whether you can get in the way of a high-speed freight train. It's a question of how you think you'd be able to slow them down.

This girl, L.G., probably had unprotected sex. That was a mistake, and now she wants to do what she can to improve the situation. She doesn't WANT to be a mother. Honestly, what 13-year-old would look forward to the excruciating pain of labor? I can only think of a few people who might have been into pain that young, and I don't think even they would have actually wanted a scene without a safeword.

DCF seems to think it knows how much agony is okay to inflict on a girl entrusted to their care. They seem to think it's okay to ignore her safeword because they're professionals at this sort of thing.

It's not.

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