WHY NOT HAVE A PERSONAL TYPIST..

[sylvar]

WHY NOT HAVE A PERSONAL TYPIST..

.....BECAUZE THIS ONE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL A WORD AS SIMPLE AS "BUSY", PERHAPS?

Comments

[technomom]

Everyone has a personal assistant? I've been cheated!

Where did you find that terrible thing?

[sylvar.livejournal.com]

Dunwoody Borders. The same one where the clerk didn't know what Ms. magazine was.

[knobody.livejournal.com]

i've got a better one:

http://botlockgallery.farthinghalearms.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=5547&g2_serialNumber=2

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[swankivy.livejournal.com]

Good god. At least it doesn't suggest writing your reports for you, 'cause then they'd be badly typed AND stupid.

[sexandsoup.livejournal.com]

Pfft, haven't you heard? 'Z' is the new 'S'. C'mon now, zeriouzly.

[sylvar.livejournal.com]

I recogni[z]e your point.

[hitchkitty.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of the flyer I saw in college, posted in the honors dorm, for a proofreading service that promised to "help with your spelling and documentating".

[quaryn-dk.livejournal.com]

Totally different reason, but how about "I don't want a personal typist because I type faster than I handwrite and it does less damage to my wrists and hands"?